"Door Twarts Quick Exit for Bush"

Now, I try really hard to respect President Bush as the elected leader of our country, even though he drives me mad (with purposeful choice of the word "mad" due to it's implications of both "angry" and "insane"). However, this is just hilarious.

In an article that totally reinforces my desire to pay more attention to BBC for online news, we are told that something finally prevented Bush from evading the press: a door.

Kind of like a zombie, now that I think about it.

Thanks Peace Chicken.